End Table Ass

A girl with an Applebottom, or huge ass so big that you can use it to hold up cups and drinks

I put my beer on Donna's End Table Ass while i was hitting it from the back

by sose July 24, 2004

short end of the pineapple

Shafted; Not given the best of something; When you receive the smallest fudgy oat square.

"I got the smallest cookie"
"looks like you received the short end of the pineapple on that one!"

by E February 21, 2005

Usual Suspects ending

Shit - you never saw that one coming.

"She's going to save herself till marriage?"

"Yup."

"But she looks like a pornstar. She always shows off her tits, and flirts, and flaunts it!"

"I know it's like the Usual Suspects ending."

"Fuck. I'd dump her if I were you. Dirty cock tease."

by pH Balance January 31, 2008

Everywhere at the end of time

"Everywhere at the End of Time" is an album exploring dementia. I forgot who produced it.

"Hey Frankie, did you listen to "Everywhere at the End of Time" yet? It's an album exploring dementia"

"Grandpa, my name is Joey"
"Grandson?"
"Grandpa, are you feeling okay?"
"...."

by TwerkingPandaMonkey September 7, 2021

Ended up in Japan

To mistakenly believe your period is over and not wear a pad or tampon..and wake up in a bloody spot symbolizing a Japanese flag.

I thought my period was over but I was wrong and ended up in Japan again smh

by ShondaShonda April 7, 2018

the living end

the living end : Maggie's hair

Maggie's hair IS the living end.

by Zaninator November 21, 2004

an evolutionary dead-end

homosexuality

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As an evolutionary dead-end queers poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!

by Nature Abhors Homosexuality June 11, 2013