Dirty Eddie

Sucking titties in an ice cream parlor, unknowingly caught on the security camera.

We need everyone to pitch in this week. We had to let a staffer go after security footage revealed he gave a Dirty Eddie after last Wednesday’s dinner rush.

by 2 am WYD November 21, 2021

pulling an eddie

To tell your friend (someone who is obviously a tool) that you and everyone else are going one place and you really go to a different place. Therefore the tool friend will go off to some random place by himself and feel like a dumbass.

Dude, i am pulling an eddie on gould later cause he is a tool. Lets tell him to go to the movies when we are actually getting food.

Man, pulling an eddie is so fun especially on someone who is a major tool like estes.

by ntool July 21, 2008

except for eddie vedder

a phrase which is used as a joke literally at any gathering of people when someone (usually an organizer of the event) confirms that everyone, who was meant to come, has come; but then some bastard says this phrase suggesting that they have to wait for Eddie Vedder. the thing that makes it funny is that there's no meaning in this phrase at all, and there's no actual connection between Pearl Jam's frontman and the fact of him being or not being at any kind of meetings.

the use of the phrase can also be expanded by saying it whenever someone mentions something in plural form – see example 2.

Ex.1:
– finally everyone's here
– except for eddie vedder!
– what?

Ex.2:
– I'm gonna eat all of these sandwiches
– except for eddie vedder!
– what?

by wrong_universe June 13, 2018

The Catalina Eddie

The Catalina Eddie is when the woman spreads her butt cheeks and the man rests his penis in between. Like the fog enveloping the horizon off the coast.

Ima give you ' The Catalina Eddie' when we get home mister (said after drinking a minimum of two bottles of wine).

by Peepingkat August 21, 2021

Eddie Money

The Eddie Money is when 2 or more people smear feces on their lips and faces then make out.

Derek and Cathy are so tight in the office, they Eddie Money on weekends.

by Honduran30 May 16, 2015

pull an eddie

When some idiot leaves their weed or piece sitting in plain view in the kitchen, and then goes to sleep, leaving the aforementioned items for someone to find the next morning.

Dude, way to pull an Eddie. I'm f*cking grounded for two months.

by gradyhater February 26, 2006

eddy

A male with a 10" cock or longer.

That guy has penis like Eddy.
Richard's penis is not Eddy.

by Richard February 15, 2005