The single most amazing guy on earth. He's more fascinating than the stars and loves putting up with freakishly long rambling and unnatural hyperactivity. He is incredibly stubborn and has a horrible memory, but luckily spends most of his time with someone who enjoys his so-called flaws. He’s perfect in everything that he does; even when he thinks he’s failed, he does it perfectly. No one can even begin to compare…
by random, irrelevant person February 15, 2009
Get the Dong-Yomug. by gator chum September 13, 2006
Get the chewbaca dongmug. by billy bob frog June 18, 2007
Get the Ding Dongmug. A sexually transmitted disease in which a mans penis is sucked into his body when he becomes erect. This disease is transmitted by having sexual anal sex with someone of Asian descent.
"Hey, man, you're walking weird. Do you have a kidney stone?"
"No. I've got a foul case of Ching dong. That's the last time I go to a New Years party thrown by Yao Ming."
"No. I've got a foul case of Ching dong. That's the last time I go to a New Years party thrown by Yao Ming."
by Godzillionare March 14, 2017
Get the Ching dongmug. when playing strip ping pong a male sees a womans breasts and sports a boner then instead of using a paddle he uses his boner to play.
by Sir Bonqweeqwee December 24, 2009
Get the Ping Dongmug. "War Dong' Dude Jeff is so gross and wrong he was out with some chippy and after banging her came home to his Wife and had sex with her too using his WAR DONG AND WITHOUT A SHOWER!
by Pool Pig March 2, 2014
Get the War Dongmug. A transvestite that still has male genitals, who "tapes and tucks" their package before a night on the town.
Pete thought he'd scored a hottie at the bar, but it turned out to be a dong taper. He should have spotted the adam's apple...
by DarkSock September 7, 2007
Get the Dong Tapermug.