benz dong

Biggest beta out there.

Mad I Piped his sister with my long dong.
Wow man that benz dong guy has a baby penis
by pussydestroyer88 December 07, 2020
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chewbaca dong

A term used to desrcribe a well-endowed penis.
"Hey Angelina, I heard KJ gave you the chewbaca dong last night."
by gator chum September 08, 2006
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Ding Dong

when you swing your dick back and forth like a bell untill it herts
"i did ding dong in front of my cat last nite"
by billy bob frog May 30, 2007
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Ching dong

A sexually transmitted disease in which a mans penis is sucked into his body when he becomes erect. This disease is transmitted by having sexual anal sex with someone of Asian descent.
"Hey, man, you're walking weird. Do you have a kidney stone?"
"No. I've got a foul case of Ching dong. That's the last time I go to a New Years party thrown by Yao Ming."
by Godzillionare March 14, 2017
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Ping Dong

when playing strip ping pong a male sees a womans breasts and sports a boner then instead of using a paddle he uses his boner to play.
Dude, jimmy and frank were playing strip ping pong and started playing ping dong, what fags!
by Sir Bonqweeqwee December 23, 2009
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dong stomp

dong stomp: verb; stomping of the dong. this phrase, that likely originated on yik yak, is commonly thought by most scholars to mean a sexual act in which one or more partners 'step on' or 'stomp' a man's penis to cause sexual arousal.
Giving away free dong stomps tonight at the McDonald's on 64th!
by the realest g January 05, 2015
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War Dong

When a man comes home after boning his mistress and has sex with his wife.
"War Dong' Dude Jeff is so gross and wrong he was out with some chippy and after banging her came home to his Wife and had sex with her too using his WAR DONG AND WITHOUT A SHOWER!
by Pool Pig February 23, 2014
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