Danger Noodle

1. A Venomous Snake
2. Someone with a monster dong

Beware of that Danger Noodle.
I was with this boi last night and dang, all I can say is Danger Noodle. It threatened my life.

by Soup$ June 28, 2016

Gold digger

Someone who goes out with someone for their money
Usualy a woman dating an older man for his $$ to buy jewelry, clothes, and more
She only cares about his money and she will leave him for someone more rich if she finds someone else
Usually girls with sugar daddy
Also a song by kanye west with jamie fox

1: my gf keeps on buying expensive jewelry and using my money

2: she a gold digger

by Christina loves Christmas April 3, 2015

digerati

Who are the "digerati" and why are they "the cyber elite"? They are the doers, thinkers, and writers who have tremendous influence on the emerging communication revolution. They are not on the frontier, they are the frontier.

The digerati evangelize, connect people, adapt quickly. They like to talk with their peers because it forces them to go to the top of their form and explain their most interesting new ideas. They give each other permission to be great. That's who they want to talk to about the things they are excited about because they want to see if it plays. They ask each other the questions they are asking themselves, and that's part of what makes this cyber elite work.

He thinks he's one of the digerati becaus he had a blog in 1997!

by rzklkng August 8, 2003

danger wank

to crack one off at speed making sure you shoot your load before you get caught!

shouting for your mum whilst beating off!
wanking in an elevator in a multi story car park whilst on the way to the top floor!
beating off in your car while waiting for the lights to change to green!
all of the above must be done by every male in the world!

by mike March 19, 2004

Clam Digger

An occupation: Any person from Massachusetts, typically, that harvests clams at low tide in the clam laden inlets.
An article of clothing: Pants that are worn by those digging clams. They are cut off 6 inches below the knee and resemble "High Waters" but have no apparent cuff or taper.

1: It's low tide, let's take a ride by the inlet and see if the Clam Diggers are out.
2: Dude, why the fuck are you wearing Clam Diggers? We're goin to pick up the ladies, not the beach.

by Todd Paquin March 1, 2008

mud digger

A white girl that dates black guys... There are 2 variations of this specimen... The proud type walks with their nose high in the air and gives white guys the "Look what I got." sneering grin... The other variation is the ashamed type... They tend to try to avoid direct eye contact with surrounding white guys or other white females... (See also: gold digger)

This definition does not advocate racism in any way shape or form... Rather it just points how the general population views this growing trend.

Gwen Stephani, Nena Bromley from Delaware County, PA are both considered by many to be "mud diggers".

by John Kerry II August 25, 2007

Danger Wank-up Call

The specific art or act of "Danger Wanking" as a "Wank-Up Call" on ones girlfriend/wife or man spouse. A man must achieve an erection quietly as the first step, then mounting their partners chest secretively. At this point the wankee(still sleeping) is slapped once (or twice if the wanker is brave) on each cheek. Followed by a furious "Danger Wank" which can only be confirmed by an excessive amount of man juice applied to the persos face before said wankee achieves full consciousness. Finally, if all the previous steps have gone according to plan, the task is ended with a heroic war-cry of "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!"

Clarissa: "Hey girl, how did your night go? I saw you leave with that hunk."

Yolandra: "Ooooh we had a lot of fun...until this morning when the dickhead woke me up with a danger wank-up call!"

Derrick: "Hey Brennan did ya win the bet?"

Brennan: "Absolutely man I totally danger wank-up called that bitch, gimme my money."

by Brocuzz July 8, 2011