[Dildo]

A purple rubber object in a shape resembling a penis that eventually reveals a girl's boyfriend's true sexuality.

*turns around* "...Alex? What are you doing? ...Is that a dildo?"

by Flangsharbumtum January 11, 2009

voodoo dildo

a dildo that is entirely controlled by voice starting with voodoo dildo followed by the sexual command

yeah right voodoo dildo my ass!

by anal*smear August 21, 2008

Dilip Dhillon

1) Cunilingus performed on a chicken

2) A mild South Indian curry

That chicken had some good Dilip Dhillon last night.

by Vivek Balachandar December 12, 2012

donkey dildo

a dildo that is so massive, it feels like you're being fucked by a donkey.

"go suck a donkey dildo"

by miggertron July 22, 2014

Dildo time

1) Dildo time is similiar to Bullet time, in which time slows down for everyone except the user, and he pulls out a giant Dildo and runs up behind people and butt rapes them with it while they are powerless by time slowing effects. Also, Dildo time needs to said in an Indian accent

2) A watch where all it has is a picture of a dildo on it, hence it is always 'dildo time'

(while playing 2 vs 2 on Halo 3)

Me: Hey Jake, what time is it for these guys?
Jake: ITS DILDO TIME!!! *bumrapes everyone*

by Poobumlurtz June 1, 2009

dildobrain

A male of ultra-low intellect, who is usually drug addicted, who bangs anything that moves.

That loser is such a dildobrain.

by borzoibob January 21, 2013

Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead

Two male individuals who act as if they are joined together at their schwanzes.

Two guys that throw up on eachother's schwanzes.

Bobby and Eric act like they are Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead at every sporting event they attend.

I'll tell you what dude, Siegfried and Roy are classic Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead.

by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011