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Dead Baby Jokes

A couple Dead Baby Jokes

Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?

A:It depends on how hard u throw them.

Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.
by CottleZanze November 26, 2006
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dead as the dodo

To be very dead indeed. The dodo was a large flightless and idiotic bird brought to extinction in 1681 by Sailors who wished to take thier heads home to thier native countries. Unlike some other extinct animals (Thylacine, Carolina Parakeet, Passenger pigeon, flightless Ibis etc.) It is certain that the last of these creatures is dead. The word dodo is interchangeable with Quagga, giant lemur, Auroch, Giant Moa or any other long-time dead animal.
In 100 years communism will be as dead as the dodo, and Karl Marx will be denounced.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Dead Good

Dead Good is when something is so utterly awesome that never having experienced it would cause one to die, or something equally wonderful that merely witnessing or experiencing it would cause one to cease living.Also see awesome, kick ass and the shit
by I AM BEHIND YOU September 11, 2006
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Dead Space

An sci-fi horror game, featuring spaceships, zombies, dismemberment, telekinesis and more awesome things.

When playing it, in normal condition, it will make guys crap their pants and girls burst into tears.

When playing it, while being stoned, you will first crap your pants and then nearly laugh yourself into a coma, everytime a zombie shows up.
white guy: "i'm gonna play dead space"
*zombie shows up*
white guy: "GEEZUS!!!"

black guy: "imma gonna play dead space'
*zombie shows up*
black guy: "OH SHIT NIGGA!!!"

stoned guy: "duuuude, i'm gonna play dead space"
*zombie shows up*
stoned guy: "GEEZUS!!! ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by lalliman June 12, 2011
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dead baby joke

Occasionally brilliant pieces of wordplay featuring dead babies (if you couldn't figure that last bit out alone, kill yourself). Tasteless, but make a great icebreaker!
1: I've got a dead baby joke.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.
by The God-Emperor April 12, 2008
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dead gum

gum that has lost its flavor and texture for being chewed on for a long time. it starts to harden and becomes tough to chew anymore
i have been chewing on dead gum all morning because i got too busy with classes to spit it out.
by flavoreeba May 6, 2011
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Dead Nazi

A mixed drink containing 1/2 Jagermeister and 1/2 Rumpleminze; Usually drank as a shot. Seriously F*^ks you up!!!
"I went out and had 10 dead nazis, and ended up punching a bouncer and getting thrown out of the bar"
by o September 8, 2003
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