crunchy dream

A wet dream where you wake up so late by the the time you wake up your underwear is crunchy as opposed to wet.

Tim - "Yo I had a great dream about my girl but I woke up at like 3pm with crispy underwear, what happened?"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"

by PhatPig January 30, 2023

Crungle

Crit rat jungle from the hit game smite

someone who mainly plays crungle is also known as a crungler

hey man I think I am going to play crungle this game.

by PheenPhoon May 3, 2023

Crunk

The horrid noise that your mouth makes when you bite down on hard candy or ice

Guy 1: Hey listen to this

Guy 2: Dont do it you son of a bitch
Guy 1: ( crunks in guy 2’s ear)

Guy 2: this is why your dad left

by YourmumhavebigGae May 11, 2023

crunkles

a criminal who lurks in Marshals and sings the crunkle song.

oh no! there’s crunkles coming for us!

by vinnysboyfriend May 28, 2023

Crungle Mcbop

1. A motion of showing true happiness and peace. Is often used as a action to show someone that everyone will be okay and they're down to have some fun.

2. An action of pissing on someone's pantleg. Often alike to the action that a cat performs to scare away their prey.

1. "The Boy Crungle Mcbopped to their pet to show that they wouldn't harm them.

2. My Ex Wife Crungle Mcbopped on me after I asked for a second divorce.

by Habson8794 October 1, 2023

nudy crunch

gettin' some; the act of having sex ;)

Jaquita: OKAY MOM! Gettin' summa dat nudy crunch!!

Mom: What? I ain't got no cereal!

by ShidaBoo & Reeka February 11, 2009

The Crunk Scale

A Scale Devised by sociopsycologist and rapper Lil' Jon to describe the magnitude of energy, or crunkness, at a party. Crunkness is rated on a ten point scale with 1 being the lowest. This scale is highly subjective, so what is crunk for some might not be for others.

Guy 1: Dude that party last night was a ten on the Crunk Scale!

Guy 2: no it didn't you dumbass, it was a 2!

by eseguety April 10, 2009