Definitions by PhatPig

crunchy dream 

A wet dream where you wake up so late by the the time you wake up your underwear is crunchy as opposed to wet.

Tim - "Yo I had a great dream about my girl but I woke up at like 3pm with crispy underwear, what happened?"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"

crunchy dream by PhatPig January 30, 2023