Freedom cluster

A cluster of COVID-19 infections caused by people ignoring public safety measures in the name of freedom.

Another freedom cluster sprang up near the site of a stay-at-home protest two weeks later.

by eroombob May 24, 2020

Wittenham Clumps

1. The arse dreadlocks that form when hirsute-bottomed men are less diligent than they should be about wiping.

2. A hill fort in Oxfordshire

Oh Derek, I'm not going to do that - not until you've dealt with your Wittenham Clumps

by bighairyotter June 22, 2020

George Clipstone

An ultra, mega simp who has an unusual sexual attraction towards bicycles.

Everyone: Are ya simping son?

George Clipstone: SHUT UP! I’m not a simp, my only love is bicycles.

by The British Bolshevik September 25, 2020

Pro clubs

Time for the boys. No simping. Only on the div 1 grind. Good fifa players up front and in any.

Boys fancy coming on pro clubs boys??
Yeh don’t let that nob head ted come on he’s a simp

by No simping September 26, 2020

franta cluas

he's making a meter e farting on it twice he's gonna find out if its nearly or nice franta cluas is coming 2 town he watches u when ur sleeping he stalks u when ur awake he know if uv been bad or good so be good for eli's sake oh u better watch out ud better not sigh ud better not fart cuz franta cluas is coming to tooooowwwwwnnnnnn oh!

oh u better not fart at the table sonney boy franta cluas is coming 2 town

by gtfr2gf24gf3tgf5tg5g3tgtrgtrgw December 3, 2020

Common Clues

Having common sense while using context clues

Kareem: Are you tired?
Me: What does it look like use your common clues dumbass

by TheRealNigga_ March 24, 2021

blues.clu3s_

a vry cool and swag person named blue they are epic. xe are cool and everyone should be it’s freind.

person who is cool: i am friends with blues.clu3s_ and worms super cool
not cool person: who?

by blues.clues_ May 4, 2021