pork chop

A Helicopter owned and operated by the police department.

The pork chop was on us like stink on crap.

by Jenn Foerster February 22, 2007

chopped-in-half

1: To be so, so, High...
2: Faded, confused, dazed, mistaken.
3: To be severed from your lower body

1: Damn, dude... I am so chopped- in-half right now.

2: Oh man, I'm sorry; I'm just
so chopped in half right now.
OR
Wow, I'm so chopped-in-half I
don't know where I am.

3: Shit! I just got chopped-in-half!

by Gonzo December 26, 2003

chopped and screwed

to be turned down by a female, to be led on.

dayyyyum!, that chick just chopped and screwed you!

by rubenblanca March 8, 2009

Butter Chops

A derogatory term. A person who takes insane risks while being completely unaware of any danger. The important part of this definition is that the person has repeatedly suffered the consequences of this without learning anything from it.

Person A: "Damn you butter chops! how many times are you going to crash your car before you decide to start putting your seatbelt on"

Person B: "Just because i broke my ribs on the steering wheel doesn't mean i should have to start using seatbelts, i can't undo my broken ribs by putting it on now you know!."

Person A: "Yeah but you can stop it from happening again!"

Person B: "That makes no sense!"

Person A: "BUTTER CHOPS!"

by Endolaylith October 22, 2010

chopping girls

Go to some place and lok for hot girls and then hit on them and maybe take them home....a good place is the mall or anywhere with hot girls

Yo niggah lets go chop some girls at the PERODYCE.

by 2koolwith my stool December 22, 2004

Chopping Wood

The act of a male masturbating his morning wood.

Bill likes chopping wood better than truffle butter.

by Lesa Nelson November 25, 2015

Sham Chop

The ultimate combination of Sham Wow and Slap Chop to cut shit up and dry it at the same time. It's actually just a towel with razorblades taped on, but it does the job.

"Hey Bob, pass me the Sham Chop"
"Alright Jim"

by pseudonimm April 22, 2010