carpe pm

A phrase meaning: Seize the Night!

A play on the Latin phrase Carpe Diem which means Seize the Day.

by Urban Gurl June 14, 2005

carpentar

a kiss-ass out-doer that will do anything to make themself look better than you, but deep down inside they are just a log of shit...with mold on it

Carpentar is such a flamer, i hear he once tried to bone his mother up the bum!

by Pascallion November 6, 2003

carpet kitty

a ferret

"That's a bad carpet kitty, bad!"

by Chadwick Robinson June 7, 2004

carpetbagger

A lesbian who is sexually promiscuous.

Yo that carpetbagger stole my bitch!

by jmasters August 25, 2009

carpet shark

A tweaker desperate enough to comb the carpet for shards where someone may have spilled their baggie

I was certain I had not smoked it all so I carpet sharked looking for a shard.

by weareclay June 7, 2016

carp fish

Bottom feeding fish majority of niggers eat them.

Carp Fish Nigger : Emmm that's a good fish, the nigger said

by Like A G 2016 Pro Trump Nigg January 21, 2017

Cambodian Carpenter's Belt

Sexual maneuver whereby the male pulls out just prior to ejaculation, and drains his balls around the woman's waist. He then proceeds to affix lightweight tools that adhere when the payload dries.

Nick: Where'd your hook-up go from last night?
Rick: That bitch was straight blue-collar, so I gave her a Cambodian Carpenter's Belt. I sent that biggums out the door wearing some drill bits and garden twine.

by Gree December 14, 2008