Einstein’s carrot

A term for when someone tries to recite a fact but uses the wrong information for the context.

Isint the law of gravity from when Einstein was under the tree and a carrot hit his head?

No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!

by Einsteinscarrot February 22, 2025

Mashed Carrot

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.

I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!

by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019

Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.

"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."

by PhonyPhobia November 27, 2024

Carrot

A ginger lad called alex

- I saw Alex today

-proper carrot

by Lemonlomen February 16, 2019

Carrot in the Ass

When something baffles, shocks or amazes you and it keeps getting worse/better by the second. Like getting a carrot up the ass and it gradually widens the deeper in it goes. Can also be used when your day has just gone from bad to worse.

- how was your day?
- it felt like a carrot in the ass...

by Majkimus September 17, 2023

Eating Carrots Analy

Something that does not tighten your boy holes.

James: Yo bro what are you doing?

Jerry: I'm eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.

James: Don't do that it doesn't work I tried last week.

by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025

Carrot

Spencer Smith

Spencer Smith is a 4’ 11” carrot with extended teeth.

by Mr. Carrot destroyer May 14, 2019