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Bronze Age Pervert

Right wing twitter personality also known simply as 'BAP', does podcasts and wrote a strange cult book named 'Bronze Age Mindset'.

Notorious anonymous German nihilist and pagan shilling Nietzschian, Schopenhauerian and pre-Socratic thought and philosophy via written and spoken word. Fills his posts with Zyzzian internet slang, speaks with a fake Russian accent and decorates his postings with pictures of modern day kouroi. Probably a schizophrenic humanities grad school drop-out who spends too much time in the gym.
'Bronze Age Pervert wants you to SUBMIT!'
by cuckhuntexpert April 15, 2020
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bronx science

noun,verb

1) A science school in the bronx
2) A place where the majority of the people practice Larrywong
3) to pwn someone in any science matter
Where's bronx science? In the bronx you retard

Shit, I heard they did larrywong in bronx science.

Fuck, you just got bronx scienced in that intel project.
by theworldismine March 14, 2007
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Brony

A male fan of the show "My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic"

Bronies are well known for their furry-like behavior in that they are fans of the anthropomorphic ponies (which bronies often deny). The ponies are considered as such due to their ability to operate and speak on a human level of intelligence, but also due to the categorization of "feral" or "nonmorphic" anthro status. Among other furry-like tendencies of the bronies include: conventions dedicated to their beloved characters, role-play, clop (yiff), tons of fan art/animations/fanfictions (with a high porn to clean ratio), making fursuits and other merchandise (in some cases) and website after website made and run by members of their community.

Famous stereotypes regard the bronies involve: being fat neckbearded virgins living in their basements, spending most of their time collecting My Little Pony toys and masturbating to pony porn. Though the assumptions of their physical appearance are not really true in many cases, the rumors regarding their social ineptitude and tendencies to meet their lovers online (yet another furry trait), as well as the masturbation, seems to be true.
Person 1: I saw your pony shirt. Are you a brony?
Person 2: Why yes, I am indeed a brony.
Person 1: Is it true that you are a furry?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: Heh, then what's with the furry characters?
Person 2: They aren't furry, they're just ponies!
by Dredjir August 20, 2013
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Brony

A Brony is a cringeworthy male fan of a show that is meant for little girls.
Brony: Dude, have you seen the latest episode of My Little Pony?
Dude: You have problems man. You're not a man if you like that kind of stuff.
by Daviddv0601 December 19, 2016
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Bronxville

Bronxville is a beautiful one square mile town in the rich Westchester County, only 20 minutes from New York City. This town might be small in size, but makes up for its size in money. Bronxville is full of millionaires with houses selling for as little as 1.5 million to 10.6 million. The majority of the town is white WASPs or Catholic. The population of blacks/asians/jews are non-existent. The school is smaller then most private schools, with less then 100 kids per grade. The school is K-12 one building. Every goes to the school for 13 years, and if not you don't fit in. The high school is the third best school in the country. Everyone knows everything about everyone else, the littlest gossip is spread within 10 minutes. All but few of the children are spoiled beyond repare. They get whatever they want. When a child turns 16 its customary to receive a car, and of course it cannot be used. Usually an Lexis, Mercedes or BMW. Although there's no required uniform girls are expected to be wearing: Seven for All Mankind Jeans, Uggs, Polo, Juicy, Kate Spade, Burberry with many others. The boys wear: Polo, J Crew, Lacoste, and others. Preppy is the way to dress or else you are part of the only punk group. All the students go on to college, majority to Ivy's or new Ivy's. Everyone is beautiful, and if you are not beautiful you are at least attractive. Gossip is the main source of information. The mother run around in Juicy jumpsuits with their children at home with the live-in nanny while their husbands are earning millions in New York City wither banking/being a doctor/inheriting the family fortune. The town is stick thin causing eating disorders among the young, but works out for the best because no one in the town is fat. The school athletics is best known for their cross country/track winning over 6 state titles for cross country and numerous nationals for track. The residents of the town either vacation in one of their multiple homes in the Cape, the Hampton's, Bar Harbor, Vermont (weekend skiing), Aspen, Florida, Italy, France, and many others. Going to Europe for the weekend isn't unheard of, done mostly on a monthly basis. When not world traveling, the residents enjoy the two Country Clubs (The Field Club and Siwanoy). The membership fees per year cost more then many Americans make in one year. Bronxville also has two colleges (Concordia and Sarah Lawrence) but the students of the High School and the College Students have the second worst town-to-college relationship in the United States. The town is full of expensive stores with brand names and the only chain stores are Haagen Dazs and Starbucks. The town is so small that by 6th grade students are allowed to leave campus for lunch. Bronxville is a wonderful town to grow up in giving a wonderful education and great opportunity's.
Person 1: Hey, you said you were from the Bronx right? Do you know my cousin Laquisha?
Person 2: No, I'm from Bronxville, maybe you know Blair, Buffy, Brad, Skip, Muffy, Madison, Chip, Davis, or Brooke?
Person 1: Say what?
Person 2: Please dont use that language around me, I'm from Bronxville all I know is designers! Please get me to a store so I can spend Daddy's money!!

The smallest/preppiest/richest town in the world
by Prepster from BXV December 30, 2007
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Bronwen

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON YOU'LL EVER SEE!! IF U MEET A BRONWEN ASK HER OUT RIGHT THEN AND THERE! SHE IS LOYAL AND A GREAT KISSER!
"Damn that Bronwen is hot."
"She's super nice too."
by lmaoxdurbandictionairy July 24, 2017
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Bronze Cannon

when you stick small objects, e.g. cherries or bananas, into your ass and then launch them at something.
"I dated this one chick and she did the most disgusting thing: she gave me a bronze cannon."
by Andrew MacLeod November 8, 2005
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