Scienced 

The act of winning an argument using scientific fact. It must be done around other people and used in a similar fashion to being burned or schooled. Many times, people will be unable to handle this and give up the argument.

Person 1: Pluto isn't a planet because it doesn't dominate its own orbit.
Person 2: Pluto is a type of planet called a dwarf planet; therefore, it's a planet. Would you like a NASA article about it?
Person 1: Whatever...
Person 2: You just got scienced.

Scienced by P1ForLife May 1, 2013

scienced 

to out-smart someone (particularly in science class)

teacher: can someone name me a prime number
idiot: err...21?
teacher: no, you fool, 21 is a product of 7 and 3
student: you've been scienced

scienced by Emily O December 27, 2007

Bad Science 

Anything that I don’t understand or like learning about-MG

Yeah but its not a BAD science

Bad Science by Jonathan Byers February 9, 2021

party of science 

The "party of science" is a self given name by the Democratic party. The party of "science" believes in "science"...well except biology. The "party of science" listens, and takes seriously, those who accuse the mathematics of being racist. Recently, the "party of science" has also added people who claim "the scientific method is racist" and also take them seriously. The "party of science" absolutely loves critical race theory; The theory that seeks to judge people solely on their group identity and not on their individual character and then claim "racism" or "fragility" when people disagree.

It's a good thing "the party of science" made sure they labled math as racist before labeling the scientific method as such otherwise even members of "the party of science" may have a hard time figuring out how: "the party of science" plus the party of "science is racist" plus the party of "math is racist" equals everyone who is in the center right is racist.

party of science by TandS March 9, 2021

german science 

What is, objectively speaking, the greatest science in the world.

Person: Remind me again, mr. Stroheim, how good is German Science?
Stroheim: Why, GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!

german science by Horricule April 14, 2017

The Queen of Science 

(Noun) a female teacher of science who promotes learning with royal enthusiasm and a high concentration of energy.

I have a class with “The Queen of Science” this weekend and we will be studying ETHYL ALCOHOL mixology effects on students.

The Queen of Science by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013

Sciencemas 

A day that occurs every year on December 25th. A day when all the good little atheist boys and girls get compressed carbon from Darwin Claus.

Bill: hey mom! It’s sciencemas! Come see what Darwin got us this year!

Sciencemas by Sniperfedex December 31, 2021