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blue curtains

The act of finding literary symbolism where there is none. Refers to a (n apparently deleted) Not Always Right story in which students at a reading tell the author that their professor insists that s/he repeatedly included references to blue curtains because s/he is depressed, and the author replies that blue is simply his/her favorite color.
Professor: Sylvia Plath's "Morning Song" talks about The Fool's Journey...
Student: You found kabbalah, astrology and alchemy in a poem about giving birth? Sounds like a lot of blue curtains to me!
by Kotora September 21, 2018
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Blue crayon

A blue crayon is a part of a pack of red and purple, they always stick together 💜💙❤️ A blue crayon is smart and beautiful 💖
O my gosh that girl is such a blue crayon
by Nomi March 27, 2017
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blue gum

a racial slur for an African American. Connotes a lazy, silly-dumb, manual laborer. Derogatory, but not as derogatory as the "n" word. You'll probably still get beat up if you use it in company.
Those blue gums up the crik eat nothin' but watermelons.
by Shumado April 10, 2015
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Blue screen

The evil FUCKIN thing that taunts every fuckin user of the windows system!!
NOOOOOOO the FUCKING blue screen of FUCKIN DEATH!!!!
by THE ALMIGHTY LUMP April 24, 2003
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Blue Bean

The female equivalent of blue balls, happens when a girl is just about to come but her lover comes first and pulls out before she can properly orgasm.
Really Jesse? Again? This the fourth time you gave me the blue bean this month!
by Sandy Riverside March 20, 2010
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Dress blues

The sexiest dress uniform in the entirety of the military worn proudly by members of the United States Marine Corps and envied by all. Who are the Marines you ask? The few, the proud, the baddest motherfuckers available, who you call when it absolutely must be destroyed overnight.

Oorah & Semper Fi.
Girl one: Yea, my man is a Marine and he wears dress blues..... feel free to be jealous.
Girl two: *is extremely jealous because she realizes her civilian boyfriend will never be a hot Marine in dress blues or digigreens and responds by whimpering*

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by A.McGee January 13, 2009
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blue balls

when polly wont finish off your cracker
by charlie watmough March 12, 2003
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