When she's on her knees in the shower and ready to get the dick in her mouth, you stretch your sack out into the shape of a bowl and fill it up with water. Then you dump that holy water on that bitches head to let her know she is blessed enough to gargle your unwanted children.
That bitch wanted to choke down the pole in the shower, so I had to give her a baptism to suck down on this communion.
by A ball moron October 16, 2020
Get the Baptism mug.A chad. Made by God himself to come and cuck. He might flop but he can turn it around if he cares enough
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Get the Bart mug.by bartdontshart December 26, 2020
Get the Bart mug.To choke a bitch out so bad that she starts to make sounds like a chicken when it’s head is cut off.
Friend: Brooooo.... did you see the fight between Kathy and Samantha during 5th period lunch
Me: “No but Jess was proudly telling everyone about it in Mr. Mats us dev class.”
Friend: (giggles) I’m not going to lie but Broooooooooooooooooooooooo THAT BITCH GOT BARTED!!
Me: “No but Jess was proudly telling everyone about it in Mr. Mats us dev class.”
Friend: (giggles) I’m not going to lie but Broooooooooooooooooooooooo THAT BITCH GOT BARTED!!
by zachery jordan December 29, 2020
Get the Barted mug.Another name for a dab pen or “cart”. Usually used when there are people around that shouldn’t know that you are getting high. Most of the time the user just says “Bart” or “Simpson”.
Josh: “Bro can I hit the Bart Simpson”
Me: “hold on I’m chillin right now I’ll give it to you in a minute”
Me: “hold on I’m chillin right now I’ll give it to you in a minute”
by TheFuck69 February 15, 2021
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Get the Baptist joy mug.Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears
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