fecal afterbirth

The large amount of shit still adhered to your asscrack or what may seep out after taking a massive dump, even though you were sure you sufficiently wiped to cleanliness.

This condition is noticed when you all the sudden feel massively crusty down there, and usually means you must re-enter the bathroom to tidy up.

Boss: "Why did you go to the bathroom again? You were just in there for 20 minutes."

You: "Sorry boss, I had a bad case of fecal afterbirth"

by Shazzbozz July 9, 2010

On After

Where the Hash goes after finishing Circle. Usually a bar or other unfortunate vendor of alcoholic beverages.

I ran with Least Worst H3 last night and the On After was a fucking blast.

by eXplodes On iMpact LWH3 February 27, 2015

After-Bation Sensation

After-Bation Sensation (ABS) is the extreme sensitivity of the head of the penis experienced after ejaculation caused by masturbation. ABS may also be experienced following phallacio or any form of sexual intercourse.

Man my dick was mad sensitive after I busted in that chick's ear. You think she gave me an STD?

Naw man thats just After-Bation Sensation!

by JPizzle33 January 1, 2007

After Shock

Alcoholic beverage; similar alcohol content to vodka but flavoured.

"Wayhay, on the after shock and now I can't see what colour my shoes are"

by brendan September 7, 2004

after

The state you are in after you party, usually the next morning. Generally an awful look and feeling are present.

Richard: "Damn, John, you look so after."
John: "I feel after...anyway hand me a beer."

by p-funk November 26, 2006

afterphucked

1. When one is still screwed up and unable to deal with members of the sex of their sexual preference after dumped by a true love.

2. When one is still fucked up in the head for such a prolonged period that the damaage appears permanent, so they stay at home every spare moment they have intoxicated and alone. Attempts to socialize cause more confusion or pain.

Larry was so head afterphucked by Kristal that he spent all his money on cocaine and vodka, and he couldn't do anything about it because he mistrusted everyone especially women, and couldn't deal with it in a healthy way.

by Lar December 18, 2005

aftertouch

Aftertouch is the act of lifting a piano key after it has been played. if the piano key is depressed quickly, the note will end sharply, instead of fading.

The synthesizer came with customizable aftertouch.

by OCbeats December 31, 2006