Vitchin'

An Adjective used to describe something or someone who is being random beyond any means necessary, causing total confusion and mind-fuckery. this could include conversations between a friend, pets behaving stupidly or companies claiming they now sell 'Chicken flavoured beef'.
Vitchin' can be used in any context as long as it is describing the insanity of the subject.

Dude! That convo we had last night was totally vitchin', i think we really confused Zoe.

Dad, can you stop the cat from eating its own face! its being vitchin'.

by Apocalypsi November 21, 2011

Vitamin P

Pussy
Sex
Fucking
Oral Sex

"You're sick, you need to take Vitamin C. "
"No, I need Vitamin P. That will make me feel better."

by PrinzsDi May 16, 2016

Vittal

Vittal IS the coochie man. He is a black Indian God with his signature fish earrings and is known as the god of creation and destruction. He probably has the biggest cock in the world and loves sharing it so beware especially all the Ben's out there.

Damn look at the big throbbing cock of a man vittal.

by Zucky Fucky October 21, 2020

Vítězslav Blaha

He is the best person in The entire world.

Vítězslav Blaha is not gay

by Bebeko12345 May 19, 2021

re-vite

The invitation that you get only when someone from the first or second rounds of invites declines.

I got a re-vite to Brad & Pam's wedding, only after that doucebag Kenny declined it first.

by TigPA September 17, 2010

The three vital m's

The three Vital M's are Three main Basic things every one does when there on a computer, laptop , or PDA. Theese Three vitals Are

1) Msn
2)Munchies
3)Music

They can be in any order

Person 1 : Hey Wuu2?
Person 2 : Just the Three vital M's

by Shikagray April 5, 2010

vitch

better way to call your friend or something a bitch

"vitch, my penis is bend!!"

by stabby stabiliza September 2, 2006