the vaginal idol

a competition for which vagina can sing the best. the record high score for now is 1, when a fart was mistaken for a single note.

Are you going to participate in the vaginal idol? You better start training now! In public!

by a guy at wwphs$ June 13, 2017

Vaginal Jousting

When two women use a double ended dildo

Blair and Lindsay went vaginal jousting

by Gfckrslf June 23, 2024

Vaginal mintation

The professional to say pussy mint

“Hey do you have the vaginal mintation spray?” “Yea, it really refreshes my vagina.”

by Hoodbitch889 April 18, 2022

vaginal canal

Euphemism used as a means to avoid the term "love canal" due to the latter's association with an infamous toxic waste dump in Niagara.

The man in the boat slipped and fell into the vaginal canal. His buddies tried to pull him out and save him, but he fought them off valiantly.

by bitchuck October 07, 2024

Vaginal Munch

The act of using your sexy little vagina, to snack on a dick in the middle of sex!

Adam: Your mum's a twat!

John: What did she do?!
Adam: While I was fucking her, she bloody Vaginal Munched me!
John: Oh! That sound like something she'd do!

by The12yo January 10, 2022

Vedder Vaginal Viscerator

Eddie Vedder's winky (penis).

I got the Vedder Vaginal Viscerator last night and now my entrails are slapping my thighs when I go for my morning jog.

by vee-three February 22, 2024

vaginal slurpy

The act of a male eating a woman's mucus plug while performing oral sex on a pregnant partner.

Tim enjoyed his vaginal slurpy after eating out his pregnant sister Bertha.

by maxi-pad. December 28, 2015