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Tuscan Twister

While urinating in a public restroom you grab the guy next to you's whatisit and twist followed by aiming it up so that he releases all over himself.
Dude, John gave that guy the Tuscan Twister. HAHAHA Look at all the pee on him!!
by Demitri Lethal November 26, 2013
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Wicked Twister

A wicked twister is the act when a male drives his fist into the females vagina or anus and begins "wickedly twisting"
Me: hey Tyler

Tyler: ya ?
Me: I gave my girl a wicked twister last night
Tyler: I bet her clit looks like a dibble dong from all that twisting
by Punjabi revenge December 15, 2014
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Giz Toaster

Jane can't get pregnant so she hired a giz toaster to have her baby.
by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016
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tuxin twister

Twisting your penis by your head in one direction and then letting it go and it will sling back to the normal position
So u want a tuxin twister? Yes twist your penis right now
by Tuxin February 6, 2017
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jewish twister

when a man and a woman or man engage in anal intercourse and the man or woman spins on the penis
me and sonja had a go at the jewish twister last night and my willy got a bit messy
by mad_dog_adrian69 July 19, 2017
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Mud Toaster

In short, it's another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim.

More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.

At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.

This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.
Whew, this curry is going right through me. It's definitely going to lead to a mud toaster.

Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.
by Mudbuttmonster July 27, 2017
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Laggy Toaster

A laggy toaster, is the laggyest, most uncontrollable device ever. If you have a laggy toaster then you better either uphold the name or get a new toaster. A laggy toaster can be the most prestigious name or the least presteigious.
You have a Laggy Toaster.
by Rachelier April 18, 2018
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