tumbleweed

1. A weed (Amaranthus albus and/or Amaranthus graecizans) that has broken away from its roots and travels along the prairy wherever the wind blows it.

2. A person (traditionally male, traditionally a cowboy) with no family or romantic ties; no permanence; and no responsibilities; who drifts through life, going wherever the wind blows him.

Ex. 1: He'll never settle down. He's too much of a tumbleweed.

Ex. 2: Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweed.

by Al Swilling August 24, 2006

Tumblrphobia

When you're afraid of Tumblr attacking you in your sleep. When you're afraid of all the fandoms on tumblr attacking you.

I think I have tumblrphobia, what if all the fandoms eat me in my sleep?

by tohkeyo January 8, 2015

Tumbloid

A rather not slim person who has trouble keeping their balance.

Did you see that kid fall down the stairs? What a tumbloid!

by Rodger35 January 14, 2011

Tumbleweave

A Tumbleweave is a clump of artificial hair, typically found in hair extensions, that has somehow been forcibly removed from the wearer's head. The clump of hair becomes a Tumbleweave when it is discarded and free to blow around in the wind, like it's namesake, the Tumbleweed.
These can typically be found in parking lots, fairgrounds and live concerts.

Girl, you got a tumbleweave stuck on your shoe...was that yours?

by thetattooist November 13, 2010

tumbleweed

pubic hair deposited in a drink

The act of yanking some pubic hair out of your own pubic area and depositing the (tumbleweed) into an unsuspecting asshole's beverage. Sit back and watch him pick your pubs off his tongue.

by cpendante June 10, 2007

tumblitch

A girl on the popular social blogging website tumblr who sends you nudes, wants to fuck you, and is categorized as just another girl on tumblr.

tumblr + bitch = tumblitch

Man, I got hit up by another tumblitch last night, damn I'm awesome.

by pepsisucks May 26, 2011

Dodge City Tumbleweed

A sexual antic performed involving penetration from the rear, a wad of duct tape hidden in the palm of ones hand and applied to the pubic region under the guise of a reacharound.

So there ya are, riding your little filly from behind. She thinks your're about to perform an act of selflessness by reaching around and giving the magic button a flick or two. Imagine her surprise when you roll a wad of duct tape through the pubic sagebrush, creating the memorable Dodge City Tumbleweed suitable for display in the bunkhouse. Hang on for the ride cowboy! You'll be leavin' Dodge City faster than you rode in!

by mslmnx November 11, 2009