saber-toothed seal

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.

The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.

by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015

French Toothbrush

Directly after having anal sex, this is the act of rubbing one's penis in the mouth of the one being penetrated while ejaculating. This will form a white frothy, yet off-colored, substance on the teeth and tongue of that certain individual.

Stay away from those in Montreal. They love using you for their french toothbrush. Those Montreal types are crazy, yo.

by OnTourIn12 March 18, 2015

broken toothpick

The thin line of skin on the underside of the penis that runs from the head down the shaft that resembles a broken toothpick.

Maria was edging my cock last night and I blew a wad across the room when she flicked her tongue on my broken toothpick

by Tony Two-Times April 14, 2017

acoustic toothbrush

An acoustic toothbrush is a non-electric toothbrush.

I used an acoustic toothbrush on my vacation.

by frangebort August 7, 2017

Pie flavored toothpaste

A female pleasuring herself with a tube of toothpaste.

I use Pie flavored toothpaste AND LOVE IT!!!!!

by AR15 December 14, 2008

Toot Rub

Passing the head of the penis back and forth over the anus. Slowly. Tenderly.

If you want to find an example of a Toot Rub, first find a girl with a prolapsed rectum. Let your heart guide you from there.

by Matt R ' January 11, 2013

Toot boots

When you step in some sort of shit, and every step you take makes a squelchy and squishy noise.

Person: *shoes are squelching in poo*
Random other person: Woah, you've got your toot boots on today.

by xxx_MLGnoscoper_xxx February 8, 2018