Thorsonist

A person who is extremly slow, laughs and smiles no matter what is said, has no common sense, jerky, and loves 14 year old girls. This person is normally easily persuaded and is often found playing COD. Side note: Sometimes likes to B his L on peoples Ts and is known as a con-thorsonist because he disses friends to go study (which really means play with his COD).

Dude did you see that Thorsonist walking down the street next to the middle school with a cheese head smiling because he fell, I was afraid for my life.

I heard she got with a Thorsonist last night, she must have been in middle school.

by Good Driver Discount December 14, 2010

Ray thoreson

Hi ray it’s Nathan

“Hi ray” -me every morning at school
He’s also addicted to porn. And that’s ray thoreson for ya

by Bigdicknate69 April 17, 2020

Thoroughbred

Would never throw up from any amount of marijuana or alcohol, cry, be a bitch, back down, let sombody take manhood, etc.
Opposite of a bitch

As a thoroughbred, I'd smack a hoe or kill a muthafucka if I had to, but I will also go back and fuck the hoe later (with consent)

by dylan with the big dick January 14, 2006

thore

Massive FUPA lover.

Oh man that guy is such a thore. Meaning he really enjoys girls with FUPAs.

by you know who i am, spangdahlem April 29, 2010

Thorsty

Describes someone who is thirsty for Thor.

Damn, have you seen the new Marvel Movie? Thor looks so smokin, I’m Thorsty for that man.

by Lukodoesntgiveashit August 12, 2018

thoroughbreds

The name given to the stable of big, horsefaced girls from New City.

"Did you guys hear some galloping in the distance? Aw shit! Who invited the thoroughbreds?!"

by Benny April 20, 2004

thoroughbred

Thoroughly trained or educated negro; may vary in skin tone(mostly DARK)

Yo that black kid is fast as hell. He must be a thoroughbred."

by Cheddie July 9, 2005