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Post-dicting

The opposite of predicting. A subsequent statement of knowledge of an event after the event has taken place. Primarily used by unimpressed female significant others.
Lisa, there's no way you knew I was going to say that; you're just post-dicting.
by Maxxxjustinallen April 22, 2018
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panic post

When someone realizes that they are about to "lose" an online argument, so they end up making multiple posts, back to back, in rapid succession.
You just panic posted and that shows how desperate you are.
by Rear Naked Woke November 17, 2018
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post-worthy

Referring to a picture or video and considering whether or not it is good enough for social media
Damn those Cheetos are so cute that so post-worthy
by Dilcheetos June 26, 2019
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Verbal Post-it

n. A verbal utterance, typically used as a memory trigger, and most often mistaken by someone within ear shot as conversation.

n. A statement or partial statement spoken aloud to yourself.
Sorry, I wasn't talking to you...I was leaving myself a verbal post-it!
by Mj0424 October 21, 2010
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post lick

Activities that happens after cunnilingus/oral sex.
I decided to give her my number, post lick.
by AnonTupac April 19, 2014
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Takei Posting

When every post you make has no purpose other than to remind everyone of how much you love sucking dick.
Americans: We can endure higher prices for food and gas if it means putting the screws to Putin. Consider it a patriotic donation in the fight for freedom over tyranny. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

The peaceful transfer of power is a thing of beauty. One moment Barack Obama is leader of the Free World. A moment later it's Angela Merkel. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

At a speech today in PA, Trump said he considers himself "a blue collar worker, in a way." Right. That's like me claiming I'm a ladies man. -George Takei Posting on Twitter
by 101atu March 12, 2022
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Post Malone

When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...
When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.
by LisseteQ106 May 7, 2021
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