british

tommyinnit

tommyinnit is the definition of British

by joemama2473294344 November 3, 2020

british sterotype

The stereotype that British People only wear Suits, Top Hats and Ties. Also involves every British person having met the queen, and only drinking Tea. In reality, they actually act like this:

American: lol the British haven’t left the Victorian times lmao

British Guy: OH M8? YOU WANNA FITE ME M8? WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FAHCKING CUNT. IM GONNA FAHCKING GRAB MY BOTTLE OF BEER FROM 1867 AND FAHCKING KILL YOU! YOUR A FAHCKING SCUMBAGGING LOSER. GO BACK TO CANADA AND GO DROWN IN MAPLE SYRUP. BRITISH STEROTYPES SUCK.

by SociallyAwareBritishMan December 13, 2020

British Charlie

An absolute Bollocks. This man has so many slurs in his arsenal that he will start spewing them out his rear end. A true treat to be around when he isn’t aggressive (horny).

British Charlie is such a slag.

by Gurti buba sub August 13, 2022

national british people day!

the day to give your british bestfriend 100pounds!

british-“hey do you know what day it is!?”
american-“oh no…”
british- yep it’s national british people day!

by lisssyyyy October 15, 2021

British

British people are people from either England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. Don’t ever confuse Britain with England because the other nations will shaft u on Twitter. British people are a race commonly renowned for the size of their penises. Since King Arthur said the now infamous words, “suck my 12 inch you horny sket” The cock of the British race has been enshrined in legend. Even Brexit has its route in the size of our protrusions, the reason it takes so long is because the forth of the British penis was hard to fit in the EU to start with, this makes pulling out a living nightmare.

Person A: Look at the cock on that one
Person B: yea he’s British, that’s why

by TheWillyConfuser November 2, 2019

British shame

is what any pilot of any aircraft feels after being handed their ass by Germans in ANY context, be it a videogame, a sport or a real fight

damn, Germans shot down my plain again, ti's such a British shame

by Leo of the Харків February 10, 2024

British Actor

a hot and normally adorable person, hot as fuck accent, and makes my day so much fuckin better

Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield are amazing british actors and could not be more fuckin hot

by FloridaCaliLife June 5, 2022