text

An unfortunate side-effect to literacy.
Synonyms: words, letters, boring, funny sticky things, WTF?

Lamar: "I hate having to read all this text."
Joseph: "I just see lots of lines and scribbles."
Lamar: "I envy you."

by RobertOldhead November 3, 2008

text buddy

A person you can text no matter what
It doesn't matter if you/they are single you stay text buddies forever

Usually you talk to them mainly about sexual situations

A: Why were you talking to this T-I-M-O about dogs having AIDS?
B: Oh, he's my text buddy, we can talk about anything.

by crazeeeeeeeeeeee February 23, 2009

Text Tantrum

sending a large amount of angry text messages to someone.

who keeps texting you??" "it's just my ex, he's having a text tantrum.

by breezy-licious May 28, 2010

text battle

maintaing text conversations with a number of people greater than 2 at any given time.

dude. I was at matt's party last night and i got into a 6 person text battle. It was brutal

by Cpt. Insano May 21, 2010

High Text

The nephew of the drunk dial, a high text is usually composed during those that initial euphoric phase of being high. Typically a positive, upbeat or funny message, the high text can also be incredibly insightful. However, when discovered the next morning in the "Sent Texts" folder, the text will often not seem like such a great idea, after all.

9:36pm, Tuesday evening: (Text) "Dude, remember that nite we snuck out to the lake and just sat smoking cigarettes and talking for hours? Ahh man, that summer was so rad. I miss you brosef."

8:32am, Wednesday morning after he realizes he sent a high text last night and he reads his outgoing messages: (Texter's mind) "Dammit. That was freakin' gay."

by heyhobobbyjoe June 17, 2010

Text Sex

Similar to phone sex, except it's the act in which two people text message each other simultaneously to the point of feeling strong, erotic emotions.

Man, jaclyn was texting that guy for so long last night, I bet she was having text sex!

by festermajoo January 20, 2008

text miscommunication error

An event while texting where the recipient of your text gains the wrong meaning from your message.

You text "I'm really happy to be at work" to a friend. What you really mean is "I really don't want to be at work." Your friend thinks you are really happy to be at work and life is just grand for you. This is a text miscommunication error.

by Patrick Keith Williams February 23, 2009