Also a famous Stevie Ray Vaughn song, but this event occurs after a long day of drinking margaritas and other alcoholic beverages in Austin, TX, or any other Texas town. The offender passes out on your bathroom floor naked just having vomited in your tub and trying to conceal the faux pas by washing it down the drain. You subsequently wake up in a 2-3 inch lake in your house, apt, or hotel room from the resulting vomitus blocking the drain. Legal action will depend on the dwelling this was completed in.
Jake was so bombed on slippery nipples after the UT game he caused a Texas Flood and evacuted the whole second floor of my condo!!
by shakesNC February 13, 2007
A person who doesn't eat red meat. He may eat any other kinds of meat, but in Texas, real meat is red, so chickens, fish, and their ilk must be some kinda vegetable.
"What kind of food should I make if Mary's coming?"
"Anything but red meat - she's a Texas Vegetarian."
"Anything but red meat - she's a Texas Vegetarian."
by ClimbingTheLog November 26, 2007
"Texas Tech is like Waffle House, you don't really intend to go there but you wind up there anyway."
by Orcutt March 13, 2007
by more head January 13, 2008
The Texas Throne is a sex challenge which involves 2 woman, 2 horses, a horse drawn carriage, and 2 dildos. The challenge starts with a horse drawn carriage by 2 horses. Each horse gets a dildo attached to its back. One woman goes on each dildo, totaling in 2 girls going up against each other. The carriage rides around until the first chick squirts. The first one to squirt wins and gets to wear a cowboy hat for 1 day and labeled as the “The Southern Hoe.” The loser gets trampled by the horse drawn carriage.
Beth: Joshua is MINE.
Jackie: Shut up bitch! He’s MINE!!
Beth: alright fine, let’s play The Texas Throne challenge. Whoever wins gets to have Joshua!
Jackie: Fine!!
Jackie: Shut up bitch! He’s MINE!!
Beth: alright fine, let’s play The Texas Throne challenge. Whoever wins gets to have Joshua!
Jackie: Fine!!
by Shiny Wooloo May 10, 2022
when a guy put his hand on his dick but before he starts masterbating he sholves his dick and hand into his sexual partner and then begins to masterbate
caleb: where do you masterbate chris
chris: in your mom
caleb: hows that possible
chris: I just texas trouser her
chris: in your mom
caleb: hows that possible
chris: I just texas trouser her
by Juicy Pelvis July 03, 2010
"Hey, I'm cooking dinner. Would you like a Texas Hamburger?"
"Isn't that where you eat lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole?"
"Uh, I don't think so."
"Then make mine a double!"
"Isn't that where you eat lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole?"
"Uh, I don't think so."
"Then make mine a double!"
by Izoss January 26, 2007