"Hey, I'm cooking dinner. Would you like a Texas Hamburger?"
"Isn't that where you eat lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole?"
"Uh, I don't think so."
"Then make mine a double!"
"Isn't that where you eat lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole?"
"Uh, I don't think so."
"Then make mine a double!"
by Izoss December 12, 2008