test

A test is an effort made to test out a solution.

I wrote this as a test

by Mikey303030 November 26, 2007

finger tester

Getting a chance to dip into the honey pot and finding a way to casually smell your finger after dipping it in a woman's vagina.
A.K.A. Mr. finger tester

After fingering her for a few minutes I had to play Mr. finger tester before I put my face down there.

by bummblebee tuna October 1, 2007

KFC test

The act of taking a potential partner from Chasers/Zos (a club in Melbourne, Australia) across the road (Chapel Street - see chap laps) to the KFC, where the fluorescent lights provide ample illumination to determine whether your score is worth taking home. For the desperadoes, it is used to gauge whether or not to tell your mates about it tomorrow.

I met this chick in Chasers so I took her over the road to give her the KFC test. She failed, so we went and did chap laps instead.

by slapshot667 July 27, 2010

spelling test

an extremery easy test which you ave answers before you take the test.

That spelling test was freakin' easy!!!

by mommy's friend March 25, 2013

the brown test

testing a new friendship to see if scat is an option. while having intercourse with a person drop a fart and see how they react.

john used the brown test on michelle last night and then he shit on her face.

john: *Farts
michelle: mmm
john: can i poo on your face?

by envarticious March 18, 2009

baking soda test

In order to find a responsible adult, all you need to do is look into their fridge and freezer, and check if they regularly changes the baking soda. The baking soda is used to absorb odors, and it's supposed to be changed every month. If you peer into someone's fridge, and they got a baking soda in there, and it's dated from like, a year ago, then you know they aren't even trying.

This is the tried-and-true method to figure out if someone is even worth being friends with, let alone date. It's the ultimate shit test, most people fail, so that's something you gotta watch out for. Now this isn't always a deal-breaker, but it's a red flag. Let me tell you, if you need a reason to start judging people, then this is a good place to start.

Me: "Yeah, she was cute and all, but I noticed she didn't past the baking soda test. She's seven months behind, I bet she doesn't even change her smoke alarm batteries, house basically a death trap"

My friend: "Dude what the hell is wrong with you?"

by arm_and_hammer_69 January 3, 2021

test

something that a dirty boyfriend lies about getting
see also STD

chris said he got a test, but the fucker was lying

by katerina October 20, 2003