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Fairfax Turkey Trot (FFXTT) 

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Annual Thanksgiving Turkey Trot held in Mantua, VA for the purpose of having fun and charity.
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Philadelphia turkey

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A sexual fetish where you are either tied or tie someone up naked, wrists to knees, and cook them like a turkey. Of course pre heated to 350°
Me: want to come over for dinner? I've had Jessica doing the Philadelphia turkey since yesterday.
Philadelphia turkey by TheFalconNose January 6, 2019
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pardoning the turkey 

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a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority
a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.
pardoning the turkey by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009
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Carve the turkey 

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verb used to describe when a man thrusts his penis into a very wet and juicy pussey.
I got to "carve the turkey" last night, then I went in for seconds!
Carve the turkey by Carve a turkey October 30, 2014
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what do you think about Turkey? 

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What do you think about Turkey and Turkish people?
what do you think about Turkey?
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Basting the Turkey 

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(Phrase) The act of properly lubricating an elderly woman's vagina prior to engaging in sexual intercourse.
Fred: What were you doing at that old woman's house yesterday?
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.

Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.
Basting the Turkey by goodtimes93 November 23, 2009
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