let's have a toast for the flowers

When you find your partner with another person on your anniversary, simply you find them cheating on you.

He walks into the house with random flowers to see his wife with his best friend, rather than lose control he goes to a bar.

""Let's have a toast for the flowers" he lifts his glass to the flowers in pity.

by Khalisse August 2, 2017

fucking eggs on toast

That's "fucking eggs on toast" can refer to good news.

That's fucking eggs on toast mate

by BanterChat September 26, 2017

Im making toast in the bath

The act of dropping a toaster in a bathtub to end one's life. This expression is typically used when one is angry at a mistake or someone.

Joe said " IM MAKING TOAST IN THE BATH!" after he messed up his piano song live in front of the whole school. Joe is a fag and he likes 69.

by DatBoiLmao October 15, 2017

Beg on toast

When people are just full on begs and there always following you😭

“Sarah won’t stop following me its so annoying”
“I know right what a beg on toast”

by Ak47777 November 7, 2019

i.cry.over.toast

One of my best moots on TikTok I love you😏

I love i.cry.over.toast so much 😫🤚

by Persøn :/ May 27, 2021

This could be a big brain play by Toast

A phrase said most often by Corpse Husband while playing Among Us, as a strategy to get Disguised Toast voted off if he's still alive by late game. No one wants to get caught up in his genius, and imposters especially fear being found out by him.

Toast: "OK... I know who the imposters are."
Other streamer: "Alright, Toast. Who do we vote?"

Corpse: "Wait... This could be a big brain play by Toast."

by friendlybean February 20, 2021

on toast

when something is proper good, use to over exagerate stuff. you must use hand to demonstrate, and make the word toast last at least a few second, in other words say toooaasstt in a maunjy manner.

got chased by bobbys lastneet a smoked em on toast

a once shot a squirrels head off on toast, buuzzzzzzzzza

by bullock May 9, 2006