shtuff

When you're about to say "shit" but decide to say "stuff" halfway through because of who is around you or who you are talking to.

ex1: Mom, what's all this shtuff laying around?

ex2: OK class, put your shtuff away, it's nap time.

by IRTc_Alex September 6, 2005

cunt scuff

A mark,stain,or scuff left behind on a object after a vagina comes in contact with it,

(1) I left the bar with that hood rat sister of yours and that bitch left a cunt scuff across my chest agian.

(2) Hey mother fucker! Is that a cunt scuff on your sheet?

(3) I a have seen some shit in my day, but that cunt scuff on your chin is fucking nasty.

by Random C April 3, 2009

Skuff

Compressed THC marijuana crystal. The finest shit (marijuana) you'll ever find.

Skuff is the king of skunk (shit, marijuana)!

by Blackmegabyte September 16, 2005

Sluff

To skip school or any school-related activity, like school assembly.

I'm going to sluff 8th period.

by Josh December 25, 2004

Christina the Baby Stuffs

The 3 reasons your best friend gives, to not hang out tonight.

Christina can be substituted with your friend's girls name.

The Baby can be substituted with Work or School tomorrow.

Stuff CANNOT be substituted. It isn't really a proper excuse, and is more than likely a lie just to get you off the phone.

This classic excuse is usually given by the mayor of Cappy-o Town

Jefe: You wanna hang out tonight? It's a Division matchup on Monday Night Football, Bears Vikings

Big Cranium: I can't man.........Christina the Baby Stuffs

by ScaldedDog August 25, 2009

stuffy

lucky, fortunate (uk slang)

I've just won twenty quid on the fixed odds.
You stuffy twat!

by ant August 11, 2004

Stuffs McGruber

Noun - A person who talks a bunch of smack but in the end makes an ass-packer out of themself.

Person A.) Dude, I had hot sex with, like, fifty chicks last month.

Person B.) Like I give a fuck, Stuffs McGruber.

by Astro Jenkins December 8, 2010