Shitpost/Shitpost status 

A short funny video that usually makes very little sense or none at all, and the only reason you laugh is because it is so overwhelmingly dumb.

*sees a video on elevator lore in 3x speed and 144p quality*
"Oh that's a Shitpost/Shitpost status because it is overwhelmingly dumb"

Shitpost/Shitpost status by Based zelda nerd. January 10, 2022

Kelvin status 

When you have been deleted and blocked from contacting someone on Facebook~Twitter~myspace and all other social networking sites, when your text messages are blocked, your calls are not answered or returned, you have been deleted from their contacts, their job screens all your phone calls and every time you call they are "unavailable", and/or there is a restraining order out against you.

Therese-“Are you still seeing that guy that you met last week at the club?”

Maria-“Hell to the naw gurl; AND he won’t stop calling me, emailing me, texting me. It is a hot mess!!! I finally had to put his a** on Kelvin status.”

Therese-“Ooh wee gurl, you know you buggin when you get put on Kelvin status!!!”

Kelvin status by QueenBeeMiMi May 26, 2010

platinum status 

usually used in tha rap industry regardin to a rappa's status

2pac's well sold albums earned him platinum status

platinum status by blitz December 4, 2003

creeper status 

Someone who constantly likes, comments, and views you facebook profile page and will always appear on the top of your "Top 10 stalker" lists.

Brandon: Hey do you know that Ann girl?
Nick: Yeah dude she is always liking and commenting on all of my stuff.
Brandon: yeah she is creeper status.
Nick: For real.

creeper status by karkis91 July 13, 2010

The status is yams 

From Hebrew (Hamazav Batata) , my current status is not good. Usually comes as a reply to the question "how are you".

Hamazav in Hebrew means "the current state".
Batata in Hebrew means Yams.

- Hey man , what's up ?
- I just lost my job , Hamazav Batata.

- Wow , dude , what happend to your car ?
- Ahh , I crashed it last night , the status is yams.

The status is yams by TheYoYoMaN August 28, 2005

Crispy Status 

Crispy status is bein able to avoid ANY activity including sex drugs and clubs to be on irc and still be cool, Crispy status also allows you to join irc at ANY age and still be cool.. with Crispy status you can be any brand of geek or nerd and still have fans

dcieVe` and om3ga will one day have Crispy status

Crispy Status by dcieve September 4, 2008

negro status 

Whether or not a person is black.

The young child believed that listening to rap music would elevate his negro status.

negro status by Tom Nguyen December 20, 2007