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Spreadache

A minor headache or fuzziness of vision caused by spending too much time working on an Excel spreadsheet.
I just spent two hours working on that spreadsheet and it’s given me a bit of a spreadache.
by P & C Holdings Samui Ltd November 9, 2017
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Spreadiquette

The art of delivering good looking and functional spreadsheets
Guy1: Mate, I can never find what I'm looking for in Jonny's spreadsheets. They look like absolute crap!

Guy2: Guy has no spreadiquette at all!
by Julz200000 September 4, 2018
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spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that
The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched
by B.Conlon May 26, 2019
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Spreadin' Rim

The two cowboys proceeded on horseback up the mountain, knowing full well their saddles wouldn't be the only things spreadin' rim that evening.
by Ajmontana July 12, 2019
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spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.
Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019
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spreadweb

We are IT web solution company concern with the skills in providing business aids solutions through the internet and source the best knowledge involvement in Web Design, E-commerce Website, SEO,Digital Marketing etc.
Have you try spreadweb solution for your website
by iamoluwaseuno February 5, 2020
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Spreading

When you spread your shit to form a solid layer. Remember to cover your ass when you take a shower to build those layers! Or just don't shower at all.
Guy 1: Damn man, I forgot to cover my ass and my spread melted from the shower.
Guy 2: Why the fuck would you shower in the first place if you're spreading?
Guy 1: idk
by Benoodle5 April 6, 2020
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