Vagina splatter

When ya bangin pals ma so hard her pussy explodes and it gets on the ceiling!

I tapped pals mom so fuckin hard her pussy splattered all over the walls

Vagina splatter

by Pal March 23, 2022

paint splatter

when you cum in the palm of your hand and splatter it on a woman’s face like it’s paint and she is a canvas

i just paint splattered amy last night

by blake cloudzy_on_1ping April 19, 2022

Wig Splitter

The demising of a commercial property

Hey sorry Patrick, we have one tenant for this building, not a wig splitter.

by Shnaka May 7, 2022

pot-splitter

When two finalist have no faith in their own team so they decide to split the pot before the final so they each win.

Rhys is playing Riley in the 2021 Fantasy Football Championship.
Rhys: “Hey Riley how about we split the pot 50/50 so we both win, I have no confidence in my ability to win this final.”
Riley: “Wow Rhys, great idea! I had no faith in my ability to win either. Splitting this pot before the game is against all fantasy football morals and I am down.”
*Both pot-splitters proceed to scissor each other*

by NotCoco August 2, 2022

Sloppy Slotty Scotty

A slip n slide, but instead of water, it’s sloppy slot juice!

Oh man, last night I did a Sloppy Slotty Scotty and I can still smell it.

by brosef91 November 19, 2022

Poop-Splatter-Rama

Poop-Splatter-Rama is when you poop on your hand in the bathroom and then having someone turn around getting smacked in the face with the poop getting tricked. Finally, charging at them, knocking them down, and licking the poop off of their face enjoying it.

I tried to do Poop-Splatter-Rama, but I failed miserably and instead I got poop on my face!

by Secret Person 2007 February 9, 2023

Luxury Splitter

A roadie three way.

Did you hear about Dave when he was touring with that band? He nearly got kicked off the tour for having a luxury splitter with the lighting guy a local rigger in the singer's dressing room!

by Wonderhill March 19, 2023