Spam Slut

Some "girl" on twitter, imeem, and other social networking sites who keep asking you to hit her up on websites like xxblackbook (usually disguised with url shorteners).

random imeem message: "HEY, do u remember me?!!, im Lashandra ...

ok, i leave ya a sexy video at my profile so ull remembe me

Lashandra! cyaa later!!!"

me: "SPAM SLUT." (hits delete).

by fjdksla; November 19, 2009

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cock spasms

The result of performing the act of inserting the glans penis into an electrical socket.

Jane: "Hey, why couldn't LeRoy come out and play ball with us today?"

Joseph: "He's stuck on the couch for a few days, I heard he has killer cock spasms."

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

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spam

Something that really pisses me off right now.

i opened an email which happened to be spam, now its been forwarded to 500 people because it turned out to be a virus.

by Michelle January 16, 2004

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The sole reason that I get out of bed, attend a job that is so unsatisfying that i can barely make it through a working day without fashioning a weapon, Macgyver style, to slaughter the many fools that i have to speak to on a daily basis.

Spam - "...allowed anywhere on company property." She is saying, "This policy does not just apply to cigarettes but also to cigars, pipes, roll-ups and anything else that can be smoked... Any Questions?"

I Raise my hand.

"What about Haddock?"

Silence.

Somebody smirks.

I elaborate.

"...Or even Ham, you can smoke that...Is Ham banned from the premises too?"

by Burtmianus August 9, 2007

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