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sift

during sex, proceed to pull out a type of strainer, or sifter. then, put the sifter over your partner's face and ejaculate into it. the cum will "dribble" onto your partner's face.

* for a SuperSift, you need to people. do the above, but rather than using a sifter, use a screen door.
The cum driped onto her face from that wonderful sift!
by Yonish Spifondovich February 20, 2007
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stick shift

Catching "yourself" on any inanimate object.
"I just got stick shifted by my bike."
by Steven April 5, 2004
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Paradigm Shift

Nintendo's attempt to revolutionize and change the way of gaming as we see it.
by Nam January 19, 2005
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*shifty eyes*

one of many "Smitty-isms"... see also touche
used when sarcasm is implied in a statement... the typed-out equivalent to the eye movement
Smitty: yes! you sleep with bret, and you like it... *shifty eyes*
me: err... yes... ew, you're done...
smitty: hahaha, ew
by mtc28 April 13, 2004
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Sifting

the lifting up of the male or female breast
Did you just see that sifting action, he got three inches on it
by frank delecrem November 9, 2005
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Shifty

A supernatural owning force/tool used to teach less 1337 a lesson in 1337ing. Requires batteries.
If you don't stop moaning young one, I shall use a Shifty on you.
by Smoothie July 22, 2004
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Double Shift

During a threesome, when you receive a blowjob and rimjob (getting your rectum licked) at the same time.

The term "double shift" is derived from work shifts; as you receive two jobs, you are working a double shift.

Can also be used in past tense and as a verb; I got double shifted last night. Or I love double shifting you.
Mike: Hey V, what happened with you and those two girls yesterday, Genoush and Vartuhi?

V: Bro, everything was going good, I was making tolma with them in the kitchen then they randomly took off my pants. Genoush sucked my dick and Vartuhi ate my asshole. It was weird man.

Mike: Oh, your so lucky, you just got a double shifted.
by Stairway2hell June 14, 2014
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