3 definitions by Smoothie

manitee

Ugly, but friendly large woman who shoves anything in sight down her mouth and in her box. Flapjack or stretched pillow titties are a must.

I can't believe James hooked up with that manitee.

by Smoothie April 15, 2005

Jizz Swiller

A person who, by nature of their craving for cock juice, will seek out poles to suck. They may even interrupt a nut in progress to capture the jizz for themselves.

I thought Noland was going to work out, by he turned out to be a fucking jizz swiller.

by Smoothie March 14, 2003

Shifty

A supernatural owning force/tool used to teach less 1337 a lesson in 1337ing. Requires batteries.

If you don't stop moaning young one, I shall use a Shifty on you.

by Smoothie July 22, 2004