sloppy joe

a slang term, used for a mixture of a blowjob and handjob, also known as a spitty handjob.

Cailin gave Jake a sloppy joe for his birthday.

by Sloppy Jake March 15, 2011

Slapped

1) Something that is hype

2) When a lot of people are some were acting crazy

- that party last night slapped hard as fuck
- 1st lunch slapped

by ej9595 March 5, 2011

Sloppy Seconds

It is when a bloke fucks a girls pussy or ass a short time after a previous bloke has fucked the same girl - with the first bloke shooting his cum inside her pussy or ass. As such, the second bloke is fucking something that is all wet and sloppy - hense 'sloppy seconds'.

It requires the girl not to clean herself after the first fuck, thus for the first blokes cum to still be inside her - acting as lubrication. In both cases, the blokes must fuck her bareback (without a condom) for a sloppy seconds to be experienced.

I myself enjoy a good sloppy seconds. There's nothing better than arranging for a girl to get fucked bareback, so I can be next - so as to shag her sloppy pussy or ass.

I prefer it when I get to watch the first bloke shagging, so as to see him climax - shooting his load inside her, then pulling out, with his cum dripping out! That's when I stick my dick inside her, pushing the first guys cum back into her - the feeling of her all wet, having just been shagged, is fantastic!

by Ecoshite November 14, 2007

sloppy giraffe

When you slap your erect, semeny penis on a girl face.

Yo, at Theta Xi Kevin gave that bitch a sloppy giraffe.

by megert September 18, 2008

Sloppy Thomas

The act of urinating while engaged in anal intercourse.
Peeing in the butt

I'd give her a sloppy thomas!

by bubbahana April 18, 2008

Sloppy Tequila

When one ejaculates into a shot glass after already intoxicated. Your drunk friend proceeds to drink it and throws up immediately upon consumption.

Bill was being such a dick so we gave him a sloppy tequila and he puked on this one bitch

by jklc56 January 20, 2011

Pritch-Slapped

(verb) This is a Word coined by Sabonisfan3386 during one of the weekly Oregonlive.com Blazer chats. The word first appeared on the chat recorded on Thursday, May 31. It was used to describe current Portland Trailblazers General Manager Kevin Pritchard's incredible tenure with the Trailblazers organization that began with his infusion of a positive culture into a franchise in dire need of a positive identity, His selection of the Rookie of the year, Brandon Roy, and has culminated in the top selection for the 2007 NBA Draft.

The word is a clever adaptation of the common prase "bitch-slapped"

1. Danny Ainge got Pritch-slapped in the 2006 NBA Draft when he traded his lottery selection (Brandon Roy) and Raef LaFrentz to Portland for Sebastian Telfair and Theo Ratliff (AKA garbage players).

2. Every NBA team with a higher percentage chance to land the No. 1 pick in the 2007 NBA Draft got Pritch-Slapped when it was announced that the Trailblazers had won the rights to the top selection.

by Will Brown and Tim Brown December 28, 2008