Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard
Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois
Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop
This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
Yeah, we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard
Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois
Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop
This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
''ZAMN! Simon goin brazy''
by vagin man November 21, 2021
Get the Simonmug. by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020
Get the Simon Oliver Critchellmug. Someone who likes it up the ass and has a lot of dildos laying around. Someone who is not afraid to tickle your pickle and loves the color rainbow.
by BaklaBills February 21, 2022
Get the Simonmug. 
Simone has simply the most gorgeous eyes, they hold the the world inside of them. The first time I met him I thought “wow, this boy’s gonna be the dead of me”.
It was quite the opposite.
Simone is fire: he’s smart, passionate, pure ambition. He is the kind of person who’s destined to win and who’s gonna reach the top of the world with no doubt. He’s the kind of person none forgets because he is what nobody else can be.
You, S., you set my soul in fire. You made me breathe again from my apnea and you taught me how to face things when I thought the only way to survive was running from them.
So trust me if I tell you I could never be more thankful for meeting you: you’re the only piece of mind in my existence of chaos and I’d be glad to conquer the world by your side.
I’m obsessed with you S.,I think I’ll love you forever.
Yours and yours only,
M.
Simone (Italian male name)
It was quite the opposite.
Simone is fire: he’s smart, passionate, pure ambition. He is the kind of person who’s destined to win and who’s gonna reach the top of the world with no doubt. He’s the kind of person none forgets because he is what nobody else can be.
You, S., you set my soul in fire. You made me breathe again from my apnea and you taught me how to face things when I thought the only way to survive was running from them.
So trust me if I tell you I could never be more thankful for meeting you: you’re the only piece of mind in my existence of chaos and I’d be glad to conquer the world by your side.
I’m obsessed with you S.,I think I’ll love you forever.
Yours and yours only,
M.
Simone (Italian male name)
by caa_licanto November 22, 2021
Get the Simonemug. by HP LOVER GO AND READ HARRY POTTER October 20, 2020
Get the Simonmug. The most amazing soul you will ever meet, and the only one you should do anything to never lose. has the softest hair, the kindest eyes, and the most infectious smile and laugh you will ever have the privilege of being around. hung like a horse. his kindness, intelligence, boldness, bravery, humor, and more are qualities you will only see combined all into one person in one lifetime. he loves loudly and deserves the same x1000 in return. after meeting him, you will never be able to forget his extraordinary character and it will be hard, nay impossible, to not fall in love with him immediately. has great butt wow gimme that. he is everything you could ever need in life and more. he is who, when you are young, make wishes on candles to have a boyfriend like when you are older. he is the sole love of my life and the only one for me.
by 0405meow February 19, 2025
Get the Simonmug.