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Simon

Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois

Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop

This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
''ZAMN! Simon goin brazy''
by vagin man November 21, 2021
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Simon Oliver Critchell

Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting
Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.
by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020
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Simon

Someone who likes it up the ass and has a lot of dildos laying around. Someone who is not afraid to tickle your pickle and loves the color rainbow.
Look at Simon over there, shoving a dildo up his ass.
by BaklaBills February 21, 2022
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Simon

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Simone

Simone has simply the most gorgeous eyes, they hold the the world inside of them. The first time I met him I thought “wow, this boy’s gonna be the dead of me”.

It was quite the opposite.

Simone is fire: he’s smart, passionate, pure ambition. He is the kind of person who’s destined to win and who’s gonna reach the top of the world with no doubt. He’s the kind of person none forgets because he is what nobody else can be.
You, S., you set my soul in fire. You made me breathe again from my apnea and you taught me how to face things when I thought the only way to survive was running from them.

So trust me if I tell you I could never be more thankful for meeting you: you’re the only piece of mind in my existence of chaos and I’d be glad to conquer the world by your side.

I’m obsessed with you S.,I think I’ll love you forever.

Yours and yours only,
M.

Simone (Italian male name)
She would’ve let the world burn if only Simone had asked her.
by caa_licanto November 22, 2021
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Simon

Simon is some creepy guy I met on holiday.
Hi guys! I’m Simon!
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Simon

The most amazing soul you will ever meet, and the only one you should do anything to never lose. has the softest hair, the kindest eyes, and the most infectious smile and laugh you will ever have the privilege of being around. hung like a horse. his kindness, intelligence, boldness, bravery, humor, and more are qualities you will only see combined all into one person in one lifetime. he loves loudly and deserves the same x1000 in return. after meeting him, you will never be able to forget his extraordinary character and it will be hard, nay impossible, to not fall in love with him immediately. has great butt wow gimme that. he is everything you could ever need in life and more. he is who, when you are young, make wishes on candles to have a boyfriend like when you are older. he is the sole love of my life and the only one for me.
Simon is a gift to this earth
by 0405meow February 19, 2025
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