Simon

Simon is a very handsome guy who knows how to cook. He is the best type of person with a name starting with S. If you meet a Simon, you should trow away all your friends named Simen, Sara, aso (and so on).

Guy 1: Yo, look at that guy, he is so cool.
Guy 2: His name is probably Simon.
Guy1: Absolutely.

by ma6673 September 19, 2022

Simon

Simon is a person who is caring, cool and really amazing. Everyone loves and adores him for who he is.

Simon is so cool!

by iichelseaperkins June 22, 2019

Simon

The most irritating person on earth who you consistently want killed

God that guy is so annoying!

He is such a Simon

by vcgtfcdgfg February 05, 2017

Simon

Super super hot lifeguard Simon alexander berens is soooooo hot he can jump super high and he’s sooooo awesome mwah preferably matched with someone named maddie

“Simon is soooo hot” “I know”

by Lol62738383883 July 15, 2022

Simon

A guy that really like snails and is really nice to everyone around them.

Guy 1 - Hey, hqve you seen that guy Simon?
Guy 2 - Yeah! Hes amazing to talk to!

by FRYS02 May 05, 2023

Simon

A guy who is mean uses you and thinks he is hard

Who is that beating up the tree

Oh that’s just Simon acting hard

by Cmmb April 11, 2020

Simon

A tall boyo with blond hair

Person A: "Hey hows that?"
Person B: "oh! Him? That's Simon!"

by YeetnDelet December 05, 2019