Shitty shitty bang bang

Whilst ur ridin someone. Light a firework and time it so that as ya bust yer jizz the firework goes off up their hole and sends out the horses nutty favourites

A way to turn ur woman on is to do da Shitty shitty bang bang. I once did it with this one to get her going and by god her hole went up like fuckin New Year’s Eve

by Thebigdaddyjeff September 6, 2020

Shitty Fuckin

Like titty fuckin, but instead of a woman’s titties, it’s a man’s own asscheeks.

Chads mom came home early and caught him shitty fuckin on the couch. Chad buttered his own biscuit…..

by dannyboy377 April 9, 2024

Shitty wiggle

When a piece of shit get stuck to your asshole so u wiggle back and forth til it falls in the bowl

How was your shit bro

Bit hairy tbh had to give it a shitty wiggle

by Sawcy boy March 15, 2020

shitty surprise

This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.

Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!

Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"

by mary poppins butthole October 26, 2014

Shitty

A blunt of marijuana laced with cocaine.

"Hey Ordel, lets smoke that shitty.

by THEponder March 12, 2010

shitty william

An uppity Shitty Bill. The one guy who lives at the front of the trailer park who insists on referring to it as a mobile home court.

Look at that shitty william up there, broke bastard cuts his own hair and acts like he’s better than us.

by Roderick Barringer January 7, 2018

Shitty

-->The opposite of being street smart. It's being so so sooo dumb that, one need not make an attempt to fool that person. That person will eventually dig his own grave and make a fool of himself.

-->Also a person who thinks he should get 50 Lakhs INR as dowry for his marriage.

Person 1: "Dude, I transferred 3000$ online to the person who promised to rent me an apartment and turns out he conned me.. :( :("
Person 2: "Hahaha.. You are such a Shitty!!"

Person 1: "Dude, when are you gonna get married??"
Shitty: "Helloo.. The moment any girl is ready to give 50lakhs dowry!! ;) ;)"

by vini007 September 6, 2016