sharpsburg

Sharpsburg is a small town in Maryland. It is the whitest town known to man. Besides the Battlefield, there is not much to do there.

In there spare time, many children spend there time experimenting with chewing tobacco outside the Little League field.

The biggest attraction is Sharpsburg Little League. The concession stand makes more money on a Friday night than the local bar, Captain Benders.

Nutter's Ice Cream is awesome, and it is open year round (this is one of the good parts of Sharpsburg)

Sharpsburg is a good place during 4th of July, Memorial day, and Labor Day, because there is always something going on.

If you go to the park to play basketball, don't. It smells like someone with irritable bowel syndrome who just ate Taco Bell.

Neighboring cities include Keedysville, Boonsboro, Sheperdstown WV, and Fairplay.

Guy 1: I stopped in Sharpsburg this weekend

Guy 2: How was it?

Guy 1: I lived off concession stand food and ice cream

by 1234569hhhhh February 2, 2014

Sharpie Lettuce

When the girl/guy at chipotle accidentally drops the sharpie pen into the lettuce container.

Dang?!?!? She just tried to give you sharpie lettuce.

by Miz_pineda May 16, 2015

sharpen the fields at night

To masturbate, specifically during night time.

Pauly:" That's Killian, our roommate, but we like to call him the one handed gardener."
Joanie: "Why ?"
Pauly: "Beause we hear him sharpen the fields at night."

by ChaosBearer August 1, 2015

Sharpie guilt

That guilty feeling you get when you see that you've left the cap off on your highlighter overnight

Sharpie guilt trip is a thing

by Ae5Ea8 October 27, 2016

Sharpled

The act of ejaculating into a soft top convertible car roof

Me : That dude is sick he just Sharpled all over that car

by GManSharples March 1, 2018

Sharpenerd

Past tense of sharpened

This pencil has been sharpenerd with a sharpener

by Sharpened September 10, 2018

sharptooth

Sharptooth is a band from Baltimore, Maryland. They are a Co-Ed hardcore band. They make music about many things ranging from homophobia, politics, and (trigger warning) sexual harassment/ assault. They got their name from the sharptooth, who Is a T. rex In the land before time.

Recommend this band for fans of every time I die and stray from the path.

Me: I love sharptooth so much

Mutual: me too! Their music has such an important message

by Lottielovesasitis March 3, 2019