clevland steamer

when you fuck a chick and you use a bunch of lube and when your done the poop just slides out on her chest or vis-versa

i met a ho at da club and me,mark, and danny gave her a clevland steamer.

by logan_the_hogan May 23, 2006

Steer

to Steer: to follow someone and keep texting them if their "coming out"

to Steer v2: to mooch

"Hi its Steer are you coming out"

"Hey look its my friends lets steer"

by Blah99 December 29, 2008

philly steamer

Normally preformed by homo-sexual men. The "Philly steamer" would be the act of, two men deprecating into a cylinder type apertures forcing ones or another deprecation into the opposite party.

Yo, I'm so gay. I Philly steamerd the other night.

by Kevin Hanrahan September 27, 2010

honey steamer

First, use honey as an anal lubricant and jizz in her butt. Then pull out, and have her put her butt in your face. After that, have her fart forcefully, spraying your face with the honey-jizz mixture, (which will look like steam) and the two of you can enjoy licking it off.

For our two-year anniversary, I treated my girlfriend to an all-you-can-eat taco dinner, and when we got home, she treated me to a honey steamer. Yum!

by KAHA November 4, 2008

steamer

One that mooches consistentley throughout their whole life. Also they complain when something dosent go their way or they make excuses for bad sports play.

You have a couple of friends over and one just helps themselves to a whole gallon of milk before askingand you say... "Wow hows it goin' over there steamer"

by i hate you guys October 4, 2009

cajun steamer

Much like the Cleveland Steamer, the Cajun Steamer involves shitting on the chest of a sexual partner. However, the Cajun Steamer is performed after eating too much cajun food, resulting in massively painful liquid shits that splatter off the chest of the receiver to cover the room in the wonderful aroma of digested cajun food. Extra Cayenne Pepper is a must.

So I was going to give Mindy a Cleveland Steamer last night, but forgot that I had cajun food for lunch. Needless to say, she got pissed when she got hit in the face by the splashes off my Cajun Steamer.

by Frank Castanza December 9, 2008

Goucho Steamer

A derivative of a "cleaveland steamer," the goucho steamer is the act of placing strips of freshly cooked meat (a la Brazilian steakhouse styling - very tender, warm, and juicy) onto the other person's chest before, during, or after sex. Once the meat is in place you may either:
a) sit on the meat and rock back and forth like a steamroller
b) eat the meat in mid-coitus
c) invite the goucho (he who brings the meat) into a deliciously meaty three-way

Last night my girlfriend and I were having sex and I felt hungry, so I phoned up my neighborhood Goucho and he came by with freshly cooked meat so I could give my girl a goucho steamer.

by FrankieT May 11, 2006