Bog Sirticus

When someone annoys you and need to keep them preoccupied.

Look up Bog Sirticus
Ok
Screw you

by Noonslayer69 May 6, 2021

Boyfriend Shirt

A boyfriend shirt is historically an oxford style shirt taken from a man’s closet by his girlfriend without his permission and worn around his apartment or house, generally with nothing on underneath. This usually occurs the morning after they spent the night together.

I looked into my boyfriend’s closet and found a shirt to wear that became my boyfriend shirt.

by Leap Cruncher October 7, 2021

Red shirt Shaggy

Shaggy but he’s not straight, more polite, has a sadder backstory (unlike regular Shaggy his dog, Scooby, died) and is more powerful then regular Shaggy

There he comes! Red shirt Shaggy!

by DalSpin November 30, 2021

mayonnaise skirt

When you ejaculate all over a woman's belly or dude and they wear it like a skirt

I gave her a mayonnaise skirt and she bought like a champ

by B.allen December 9, 2021

milf shirt

A shirt usually seen in porn worn by a milf they usually have a hole in it near the breast and are a bit mad

Greta “ayo that’s a mad milf shirt”
Frank “that shit mad fr”

by Finstar March 13, 2022

sped shirt

An XL tie dye T-shirt with a printed image of an animal. The most common animals seen on this style shirt are white tigers and wolves.

"I really like this sped shirt. It channels my inner wolf energy."

by ferretz-6 April 23, 2023

Slong-sleeved shirt

A shirt in which the sleeves are too big for the individual wearing the shirt and cover the elbows - a synonym to 'shants' (shorts/pants). The word 'slong' is a conjunction of the words short and long hence slong: not to be confused with a large penis-sleeved shirt, though hilarious. Slong-sleeved shirts are usually worn by the over 40, which is generally excusable, but under this age, slong-sleeved shirts are not acceptable. Not to be confused with three-quarter shirts.

Once you spot a slong-sleeved shirt, you won't stop looking out for them.

by Slongsleevedshirts November 30, 2011