Slipped

When one's fingers accidently penetrate through the toilet roll whilst wiping the posterior post crap.

Most commonly occurs with the cheap tracing paper style toilet roll found in primary schools.

Dude 1: "Dude, have you been eating nutella with your fingers?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, i just slipped and they had run out of soap"

by Clarence1982 May 4, 2011

slippery midget

When you let a midget enter all the way into your ass hole, and then turn around and shoot him out.

"Yo, we took Kenny yesterday and gave him a Slippery Midget and he shot across the lake."

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

Turkish Slipper

A turd laid to look like a well known piece of Far Eastern footware.

Watch where you are standing, there's a Turkish Slipper on the floor.

I'm just off to lay a Turkish Slipper

by Sgt. Rock February 15, 2004

Slippery Poops

Another name for diarrhea.

Tell mom that Billy has the slippery poops.

by Mladen04 August 8, 2008

Slipper Ripper

just a fat little chomper stomper that you eat on if your a boy from minnesota trying to get that skoal or grizzly

"hey man can u hand me my tin i wanna pack a Slipper Ripper"

"whatcha eatin on dude?"
"just a little Slipper Ripper chipper nipper"

by pierre zwod 08 February 4, 2009

slippery paul

The act of a man putting his big toe in a ear and then rubbing it in the vaginal opening.

Damn I can't believe he performed a slippery paul on her last night!

by alatafa gina August 6, 2016

slippery bastard

Lyle Brown. The most greasy person Alive

Lyle Brown is a Slippery bastard

by Nickdolte August 1, 2017