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rusty fish-hook

Derogatory sex position: The act of sticking a finger in the butt of a women during doggy sex,reaching for her face and hooking her mouth like a fish. Possibly originating from a man obsessed with fishing.
"I gave it to her from behind and before she could notice, I gave her the old rusty fish-hook..."
by Detective Spencer January 5, 2008
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Rusty Vending Machine

When a guy finger fucks a girl 8 times as if he was inserting quarters in her, then he pushes on her nipples while he reaches around and sticks his fist in her ass as if he was getting his snack.
Lets go over to Audrey's house. I heard from many guys that she likes the Rusty Vending Machine.
by kljsadflasjdfkldsf September 27, 2010
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Rusty

A total redneck, A good friend, A reedhead, a boy with a great personality, funny, and an all around good person.
Kathy: You know that boy Rusty?
Alyssa: Yeah, he's a great friend.
by Nikkigirl101 July 2, 2009
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Rusty Pearl Necklace

To give someone a pearl necklace (ejaculate onto their chest/decolletage) and then urinate over the top of said necklace.
"Woah I'm so horny, can I give you a rusty pearl necklace?"
by luckyballs69 August 17, 2014
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Rusty Trombone

Yo got my red wings last night and made her play the Rusty Trombone YEAH THE Rusty Trombone
by Big Swol October 4, 2005
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polish the rusty sheriff's badge

Verb. To have anal sex; to fuck someone in the ass.
"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"
by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003
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rusty scabbard

rust-y scab-bard / |ˈrəstēˈskabərd|
noun

1. a metal sheath for the blade of a sword or dagger that has acquired a reddish- or yellowish-brown flaky coating of iron oxide.

ORIGIN (rusty): Old English rūst, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch roest, German Rost, also to red.
ORIGIN (scabbard): Middle English, from Anglo-Norman French escalberc, from a Germanic compound of words meaning ‘cut’ and ‘protect.'

2. a vagina well-worn by disease or vigorous use, often showing signs of neglect or infection, and betraying a lack of self-respect and surfeit of desperation. The condition usually stems from repeated or prolonged exposure to open air and moisture.

NOTE : The female possessing such anatomy may be said to "have/tote/wield/harness/carry a rusty scabbard."

ORIGIN: Latin, from the literal translation of 'vagina, -ae," meaning scabbard as for a sword. In recent years, the term has come to encompass any concave repository for a pointed or phallic object. 'Rusty' makes reference to the deterioration of objects when left vulnerable to the ravages of time and the elements.
1. After a long battle in the rain, Sir Harold Hartson put his poignard in his trusty but rusty scabbard.

2. "You can tell her I think she has a rusty scabbard! It's quite evident when she sleeps with drunk males - while sober herself! - and lacks the self respect to look elsewhere," I ejaculated, as I sipped a cup of tea.
by Lewis Carroll December 21, 2008
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