retard baby

someone who is stupid or does stupid things
babies are retarted
people who act like retards are retard babies

"Retard baby, that says 300, not zero" shoshana said to guerin
"I can't believe you showed that cake with penises drawn all over it to a teacher, you retard baby!"
"Willie is the biggest retard baby I know"

by g ho November 5, 2007

retard

a person of subnormal intelligence
also see gangsta

A 40 year old managing fast food that listens to rap as a substitute for music is an example of a retard.

by Sakisan July 30, 2008

retard

A radical feminist(s) that trolls the feminist comments on urbandictionary.com. Pity we can't troll femisting.com as easily as they troll UB users.

retards like them believe women are superior, and not equal, to men.

by KOTI October 2, 2008

retard

To hold back or hinder.

To much suger will retard your growth

by Bluexiii January 6, 2007

Professional Retard

Someone who is a retard and very good at it. Usually gets paid for it.

Yo Cyril, ya fuckin professional retard!

by Steaver370 September 21, 2004

monkeyphone's retard night

An internet webcast featured on the most popular Prank Call radio station in the world called Prank Call Underground Radio (often referred to as PCU) that is hosted by the members of Monkeyphone. This show revolves around prank calls, but includes other forms of comedy equal in hilarity to prank calls (such as nonsensical babble, awful singing, and regular comedy). This show is hosted by highschool boys, mainly by the member known as Mark and/or Joop (it is also co-hosted by the members Eric, Matt, and Drew). This show airs from 8-10 pm eastern time on PCU radio
, which is owned by KDK. They will soon be operating from the website www.monkeyphonepranks.com

I love to listen to Monkeyphone's Retard Night!

by Matthew Harper April 30, 2006

Gone Full Retard

The act of getting so drunk that you may well be mistaken for someone with learning dificulties or motor neurone disease.

Look at that pisshead, looks like he has gone full retard.

by Phinton May 25, 2009