rubber check

Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.

Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.

by QuacksO August 9, 2023

rubber balloon break

When a girl is doing the hanky panky and the condom breaks

That girl is taking a rubber balloon break

There’s a party in my tummy so yummy so yummy

by Justaperson0329 August 13, 2023

rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels

Driving (or riding in a car) is faster than walking.

“Rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels.”was the response to the complaint about thr long ride.

by Dfwgeorge August 15, 2023

he's made of rubber

Luffy from One Piece

Male Singer: He's made of rubber!
Female Singers: How did dat happen?
YOHOHO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUMGUM

by exploud9000 August 25, 2023

Up ya bum with a rubber thumb

Rhyming Slang

Like up ya nose with a rubber hose

Hey Suzie up ya bum with a rubber thumb

by KcnDave September 8, 2023

North Walsham Tit Rubber

The North Walsham Tit Rubber rubs her breasts when she says something cringy, if you know a NWTR, you will know well that they are a factory of cringe.
Word of warning, don’t encourage the NWTR to be too cringy as she may start rubbing her great cavernous cunt.

North Walsham Tit Rubber was at it again, she made her friends sick as rubbed are gravity influenced breasts

by J Doughty September 28, 2023

Rubber duckie

A condom.

I’m not going to fuck unless I have my rubber duckie!

by Original Orangutans October 30, 2019